Sunday, March 22, 2009

Conversation Stoppers for Overeducated Evangelicals

1. Yeah, I never really got that into the Narnia series.

2. Flannery O'Connor is overrated.

3. I was actually hoping global warming would hasten the eschaton.

4. Of course we should free Mumia - with the gospel.

5. But weren't the Crusades a response to Islamic aggression?

6. Christendom? Count me in!

7. I'm not sure Anglicanism is working for me.

8. Sure you can filch patristic milk for a while, but you should buy the cow eventually.

9. Did you ever get the sense that more of us should have become pastors or missionaries?

10. Hello! [contains too much hell]

11. NEW! While it's the early Kinkade that most moves me, I'm convinced the best is yet to come.