Thursday, August 05, 2004

Next time someone tells you the New York Times is the newspaper of tree-hugging liberals, you tell them that it in fact takes 75,000 trees each week to produce the Sunday times alone. It actually does.

And next time someone tells you that tomatoes are a vegetable and not a fruit, you tell them "Not in 1892."

With these snappy millinerd come-backs you'll be the hit of the next conversation.