Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Churches have already been calling into Millinerd Dreadquarters complaining that they didn't make it onto the sidebar's churches of distinction. A personal visit by millinerd is one criterion for inclusion - so don't worry, I'm making my rounds. Further criteria are weekly Lord's supper, orthodox doctrine (just believe and teach this - how hard can that really be?), and taking the Bible seriously (which of course does not always mean literally). It is remarkable how difficult this combo is to find today in these United States.