Wednesday, October 20, 2004

the millinerd sports chronicle, vol. II

Curt Schilling, after the history-making game when asked by the reporter how he did it:
"I gotta tell ya I became a Christian seven years ago and I was touched by God tonight. You saw what happened in game one when I tried to do it myself.
Might take issue with his theology, but hey, faith is faith.

Incidentally, those who watched the game may have noticed a strange police presence on the field in the ninth inning. Their presence was necessary to keep A-Rod from another frenzied dash towards the mound to knock the ball out of the pitcher's hand.

Fortunately it doesn't matter. GO SOX!