Intelligent Salad

You never need to buy salad dressing again. Ever.

Take your lettuce (romaine is nice, plain spinach leaves work too) and add 3 things, and 3 things only:

1. Fresh squeezed lemon (1 tbs).
2. Extra Virgin Olive Oil (1 tbs).
3. Course salt.

(Credit must go to where it's due.) On a special occasion, upgrade to the late Julia Child's unsurpassable recipe, which is, were it possible, but alas, it is... even better.

Thus my cooking knowldege is exhausted.